time enough for love-时间足够你爱(英文版)-第16章

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　　I've　skipped　lightly　over　Dave's　career；　Ira；　had　to。　I　haven't　mentioned　the　automatic　pilot　he　thought　up；　then　had　developed　years　later　when　he　w~s　in　a　position　to　get　such　things　done。　Nor　the　overhaul　he　made　of　the　duties　of　the　crew　of　a　flying　boat…except　to　say　now　that　it　was　to　get　more　done　with　less　effort　while　leaving　the　mand　pilot　with　nothing　to　do　save　to　stay　alert…or　to　snore　on　his　copilot's　arm　if　the　situation　did　not　require　his　alertness。　He　made　changes　in　instruments　and　controls；　too；　when　at　last　he　found　himself？in　charge　of　development　for　all　Navy　patrol　planes。
　　
　　Let　it　go　with　this~　I　don't　think　Dave　thought　of　himself　as　an　〃efficiency　expert〃　but　every　job　he　ever　held　he　simplified。　His　successor　always　had　less　work　to　do　than　his　predecessor。
　　
　　That　his　successor　usually　reorganized　the　job　again　to　make　three　times　as　much　any　subordinates…says　little　about　Dave's　oddity　other　than　by　contrast。　Some　people　are　ants　by　nature；　they　have　to　work；　even　when　it's　useless。　Few　people　have　a　talent　for　constructive　laziness。
　　
　　So　ends　the　Tale　of　the　Man　Who　Was　Too　Lazy　to　Fail。　Let's　leave　him　there；　in　his　hammock　under　the　shade　trees。　So　far　as　I　know；　he　is　still　there。
　　
　　VARIATIONS　ON　A　THEME
　　
　　III
　　
　　第11节
　　
　　Domestic　Problems
　　
　　〃After　more　than　two　thousand　years；　Lazarus？〃
　　
　　〃Why　not；　Ira？　Dave　was　my　age；　near　enough　as　not　to　matter。　I'm　still　here。〃~'
　　
　　〃Yes；　but…　Was　David　Lamb　a　member　of　the　Families？　Under　another　name？　There　is　no　'Lamb'　in　the　lists。〃
　　
　　〃I　never　asked；　Ira。　Nor　did　he　ever　offer　me　a　passwor~d。　In　those　days　a　member　kept　the　fact　to　himself。　Or；　if　he　was；　Dave　might　not　have　known　it；　si1~ce　he　left　home　so　young　and　so　abruptly。　Back　…then　a　youngster　wasn't　told　until　he　or　she　was　old　enough　to　think　about　marriage。　Eighteen　for　boys；　usually；　and　sixteen　for　girls。　Reminds　inc　what　a　shock　it　was　when　I　was　told…at　less　than　eighteen。　By　Gramp；　because　I　was　about　to　do　something　foolish。　Son；　one　of　the　weirdest　things　about　the　human　animal　is　that　it　grows　up　physically　years　and　years　before　its　brain　grows　up。　I　was　seventeen；　young　and　horny　and　wanted　to　get　married　the　worst　way。　Gramp　took　me　out　behind　the　barn　and　convinced　me　that　it　was　indeed　the　worst　way。
　　
　　'〃Woodie；'　he　said；　'if　you　want　to　elope　with　this　girl；　nobody　will　stop　you。'
　　
　　〃I　told　him　belligerently　that　nobody　could　stop　me；　because　just　over　the　state　line　I　could　swing　it　without　my　parents'　consent。
　　
　　〃'That's　what　I'm　telling　you；'　he　said。　'Nobody　will　stop　you。　But　nobody　will　help　you。　Not　your　parents；　nor　your　other　grandparents…nor　me。　Not　a　one　of　us　will　even　stake　you　to　the　price　of　a　marriage　license；　much　less　help　you　sup…　port　a　wife。　Not　a　dollar；　Woodie；　not　a　thin　dime。　If　you　don't　believe　me；　ask　any　of　them。'
　　
　　〃I　said　sullenly　that　I　didn't　want　any　help。
　　
　　〃Gramp　had　bushy　eyebrows；　they　shot　up。　'Well；　well；'　he　said。　'Is　she　going　to　support　you？　Have　you　looked　at　the　〃Help　Wanted〃　in　the　paper　lately？　If　not；　be　sure　to　do　so。　And　glance　at　the　financial　section　while　you're　about　it；　read…
　　
　　ing　〃Help　Wanted〃　ads　won't　take　you　more　than　thirty　seconds。'　He　added；　'Oh；　you　ciii　find　a　job　peddling　suck　brqoms　from　door　to　door　on　mission。　Which　will　give　you　fresh　air；　healthy　exercise；　and　an　opportunity　to　demonstrate　your　charm；　of　which　you　don't　…　have　much。　But　you；　won't　sell　vacuum　cleaners；　nobody　is　buying。'
　　
　　〃Ira；　I　didn't　know　what　he　was　talking　about。　This　was　January；　1930。　Does　that　date　mean　anything　to　you？〃
　　
　　〃I'm　afraid　not；　Lazarus。　Despite　much　study　of　the　Families'　history；　I　have　to　convert　those　earlier　dates　into　Galactic　Standard　in　order　to　feel　them。〃　…
　　
　　〃Don't　know　as　it　would　be　mentioned　in　the　Families'　records；　Ira。　The　country…well；　the　whole　pla…had　just　taken　a　plunge　into　an　economic　fluctuation。　'Depressions；'　they　called　'em。　There　were　no　jobs　to　be　had…at　least　not　for　a　smart…alec　youngster　who　didn't　know　anything　useful。　Which　Gramp　realized；　having　been　through…　several　of　these　swings。　But　not　me。　I　Was　sure　I　could　grab　the　world　by　the　tail　and　swing　it　over　my　shoulder。　What　I　didn't　know　was　that　graduate　engineers　were　taking　jobs　as　janitors　and　lawyers　were　driving　milk　wagons。　And　ex…milhionaires　were　jumping　out　windows。　But　I　was　too　busy　sniffing　after　girls　to　notice。〃
　　
　　〃Senior；　I've　read　about　economic　depressions。　But　I've　never　understood　what　caused　them。〃
　　
　　Lazarus　Long　went　tsk…tsk。　〃And　yet　you　are　in　charge　of　a　whore　pla。〃
　　
　　'Perhaps　I　shouldn't　be；〃　I　admitted。
　　
　　〃Don't　be　so　confounded　humble。　I'll　let　you　in　on　a　secret：
　　
　　At　that　time　nobody　knew　what　caused'　them。　Even　the　Howard　Foundation　might　have　gone　broke　had　not　Ira　Howard　left　firm　ifistructions　about　how　the　fund　must　be　handled。　On　the　other　hand；　everybody；　right　down　to　street　sweepers　and　professors　of　economics；　was　certain　they　knew　both　causes　and　cures。　So　almost　every　remedy　was　tried…and　none　worked。　That　depression　continued　until　the　country　blundered　into　a　war…which　didn't　cure　what　was　wrong；　it　just　masked　the　symptoms　with　a　high　fever。〃
　　
　　〃Well　。　。　what　was　wrong；　Grandfather？〃　I　persisted。
　　
　　〃Do　I　look　smart　enough　to　…　answer　that；　Ira？　I've　gone　broke　many　times。　Sometimes　financially；　sometimes　through　abandoning　my　baggage　to　save　my　skin。　Urn。　Be　durned　if　I'll　offer　any　fancy　explanations　but…what　happens　when　you　control　machinery　by　positive　feedback？〃　…
　　
　　I　was　startled。　〃Fm　not　sure　I　understand　you；　Lazarus；　One　doesn't　control　machinery　by　positive　feedback…at　least'　I　can't　think　of　a　case。　Positive　feedback　will　cause　any　system　to　oscillate　out　of　control。〃
　　
　　〃Go　to　the　head　of　the　class。　Ira；　I'm　suspicious　of　arguments　by　analogy…but　from　what　I've　seen　over　the　centuries；　there　doesn't　seem　to　be　anything　that　a　government　can　do　to　an　economy　that　does　not　act　as　positive　feedback；　or　as　a　brake。　Or　both。　Maybe　someday；　somewhere；　someone　smart　as　Andy　Libby　will　figure　out　a　way　to　tinker　with　the　Law　of　Supply　and　Demand　to　make　it　work　better；　instead　of　letting　it　go　'its　own　cruel　way。　Maybe。　But　I've　never　seen　it。　Though　God　knows　everybody　has　tried。　Always　with　the　best　of　intentions。
　　
　　〃Good　intentions　are　no　substitute　for　knowing　how　a　buzz　saw　works；　Ira；　the　worst　criminals　in　history　have　been　loaded　with　good　intentions。　But　you　got　me　sidetracked　into　making　a　speech　when　I　was　telling　you　hcw　I　happened　not　to　get　married。〃
　　
　　〃Sorry；　Grandfather。〃
　　
　　〃Hummpht　Can't　you　be　rude　occasionally？　rm　a　garrulous　old　man　who　has　crowded　you　into　wasting　time　listening　to　trivia。　You　ought　to　resent　it。〃
　　
　　I　grinned　at　him。　〃So　I　resent　it。　You　are　a　garrulous　old　man　who　demands　that　I　cater　to　your　every　whim　。　。　and　I　am　a　very　busy　man　with　serious　matters　worrying　me　and　you've　wasted　half　a　aay　of　my　time　telling　me　a　yarn…　pure　fiction；　I　feel　certain…about　a　man　who　was　so　lazy　he　always　succeeded。　Intended　to　irritate　me；　I　think。　When　you　implied　that　this　fictional　character　was　a　long…lifer；　you　evaded　a　simple　question　about　it　and　started　talking　about　your　grandfather。　This…Admiral　Ram；　you　~said？…was　he　redheaded？〃
　　
　　〃'Lamb；'　Ira…'Donald　Lamb。'　Or　was　that　his　brother？　It's　been　a　long　time。　Odd　that　you　should　ask　about　his　hair
　　
　　…as　that　reminds　me　of　another　naval　officer　in　that　same　war　who　was　just　the　opposite　of…Donald？　No；　'David。'　Just　the　opposite　of　David　in　every　respect　save　that　tIe　had　hair　so　red　that　Loki　would　have　been　proud　of　it。　Tried　to　choke　a　Kodiak　bear　to　death。　Didn't　work　of　course。　It　doesn't　seem　possible　that　you've　ever　seen　a　Kodiak　bear；　Ira。
　　
　　〃The　fiercest　carnivore　that　~im　ever　spawned；　and　Outweighed　a　man　ten　to　one。　Claws'　like　scimitars；　long　yellow　teeth；　bad　breath…and　a　worse　disposition。　Yet　Lafe　tackled
　　
　　him　with　bare　hands。。。；　and　mind　you；　when　he　had　no　need
　　
　　…to。　I　would　have　faded　over　the　horizon。　Want'to　hear　about　Lafe　and　the　bear　and　the　Alaskan　salmon？〃
　　
　　〃Not　now。　It　sounds　like　another　whopper。。。You　were　telling
　　
　　…me　why　you　didn't　get　married。〃
　　
　　〃So　I　was。　Gramp　had　just　asked　me；　'Well；　Woodie；　how　long　has　she　been　pregnant？'〃
　　
　　〃No；　he　was　explaining　that　you　couldn't　support　a　wife。〃
　　
　　〃Son；…　if　you　know　this　story；　you　tell　it　to　me。　I　emphatically　denied　any　such　thing…to　which　Gramp　replied　that　I　lied　in　my　teeth…　because　that　was　the　only　reason　a　seventeenyear…old　boy　ever　wanted　to　get　married。　His　answer　i~iade　me　especially　angry　because　I　had　a　note　in　my　pocket　reading：
　　
　　〃'Woodsie　dearest…　You　have　knocked　me　up　and　all　is　Chaos。'
　　
　　〃Gramp　persisted；　and　I　deni？d　it　three　times；　getting　angrier　and　angrier；　se骾ng　as　how　it　was　true。　Finally　he　'says；　'Okay；　you've　just　been　holding　hands。　Has　she　shown　you　~　pregnancy　test　report；　signed　by　a　doctor？　…　…　…
　　
　　〃Ira；　I　accidentally　…　told　the　truth。　'Why；　no；'　I　admitted。
　　
　　〃'All　right；'　he　said。　'I'll　take　care　of　it。　But　only　this　oti鑕。　From　here　on　always　use　Merry　Widows；　even　if　a　sweet　little　darling　tells　you　not　to　bother。　Or　haven't　you　found　a　drugstore　that'll　sell　them　to　you？'　Then；　after　swearing　me　to　secrecy；　he　told　me　about　the　Howard　Foundation　and　what　it　would　pay　if　I　married　a　girl　on　their　approved　list。
　　
　　〃And　'that　was　that；　as　I　got　this　letter　from　a　lawyer　on　my　eighteenth　birthday；　just　as　Gramp　had　predicted；　and　it　turned　out　that　I　fell　madly　in　love　with　a　girl　on　their　list。　We　got　married　and　had　a　slough　of　kids；　before　she　turned　me　in　on　another　model。　Your　ancestress；　no　doubt。〃
　　
　　〃No；　sir。　I'm　descended　from　your　fourth　wife；　Grandfather。〃
　　
　　〃My　fourth；　eh？　Let　me　see…Meg　Hardy？〃
　　
　　'~I　think　she　was　your　…third；　Lazarus。　Evelyn　Foote。〃
　　
　　〃Oh；　yes！　A　fine　girl；　Evelyn。　Plump；　and　pretty；　and　sweetnatured；　and　fertile　as　a　turtle。　A　good　cook　and　never　a　harsh　word。　They　don't　hardly　make　'em　anymore。　Maybe　fifty　years　younger　than　I　was；　but　it　barely　showed；　my　hair　didn't
　　
　　…　start　to　gray　until　I　was　a　hundred　and　fifty。　No　secret　about　my　age；　since　birth　date；　and　Lrack　record；　and　so　forth　were　on　file　for　each　of　us。　Son；　thank　you　for　…　reminding　me　of　Evelyn；　she　restored　my　faith　in　matrimony　when　I　was　getting
　　
　　a　little　sour　on　it。　Do　the　Archives　show　anything　else　about　her？'
　　
　　〃Just　that　you　were　her　second　husband　and　that　she　had　seven　children　by　you。〃
　　
　　〃I　was　hoping　that　there　was　a　photograph。　Such　a　pretty　thing；　always　smiling。　She　was　married　to　one　of　my　cousins；　a　Johnson；　when　I　met　her；　and　I　was　in　business　with　him　a　while。　He　and…I；　Meg　and　Evvie；　used　to　get　together　Saturday　nights　for　pinochle　and　beer；　or　such…and　after　a　while　we　traded；　legal　and　proper　and　through　the　courts；　when　Meg　decided　that　she…llked…Jack？…yes；　Jack；…　that　well；　and　Evelyn　wasn't　avei％e。　Didn't　affect　our　business　relations；　didn't　even　break　up　our　pinochle　game。　Son；　one　of　the　best　things　about　the　Howard　Families　is　that　we　got　cured　of　the　poisonous　vice　of　jealousy　generations　ahead　of　the　rest　of　the　race。　Had　to…things　being　the　way　they　were。　Sure　there　ain't　a　stereopic　of　her　around？　Or　a　hologram？　The　Foundation　…started　taking　record　pictures　for　marriage　physical　exams　somewhere　around　then。〃
　　
　　〃I'll　look　into…　it；〃　I　told　him。　Then　I　had　what　seemed　a
　　
　　…　brilliant　idea。　〃Lazarus；　as　we　all　know；　the　same　physical　types　show　up　time　and　slain　in　the　Families。　I'll　ask　Archives　for　a　list　of　…　Evelyn　Foot~'s　female　descendants　living　on　Secundus。　It　is　highly　probable　that　one　of　them　will　seem　like　her　identical　twin…even　to　the　happy　smile　and　the　sweet　disposition。　Then…if…　you　consent　to　full　rejuvenation…I'm　sure　she　would　be　as　willing　as　Ishtar　to　dissolve　any　present　contractual…〃　…
　　
　　The　Senior　chopped　me　off。　〃I　said　something　new；　Ira。　There's　no　going　back；　ever。　Sure；　you　might　find　such　a　girl；　one　who　would　match　my　memory　of　Evelyn　to　ten　significant　figures。　But　it　would　lack　an　important　factor。　My　youth。〃
　　
　　〃But　if　you　finish　rejuvenation…〃
　　
　　〃Oh；　hush　up！　You　can　give　me　new　kidneys　and　a　new　liver　and　a　new　heart。。　You　can　wash　the　brown　stains　of　age　out　of　my　brain　and　add　tissue　from　my　clone　to　make　up　for　what　I've　lost…you　can　give　me　a　whole　new　clone　body。　But　it　won't　make　me　that　young　fellow　who　took　innocent　pleasure　in　beer　and　pinochle　and　a　pretty　plump　wife。　All　I　have　in　mon　with　him　is　continuity　of　memory…and　not　much　of　that。　Forget　it。〃
　　
　　I　said　quietly；　〃Ancestor；　whether　you　wish　to　be　married　to　Evelyn　Foote　again　or　not；　you　know　and　I　know…for　I've　been　through　it；　too；　twice…we　both　know　that　the　full　routine
　　
　　restores　youthful　zest　In　life　as　well　as　restoring　the　body　a　a　machine。〃　…
　　
　　Lazarus　Long　looked　gloomy。　〃Yeah；　sure。　It　cures　every　thing　but　bore